Sunday, October 27, 2013

Arts, Video and Audio, Tech and Communications, Choose Your Own Adventure Version

Start: Through the element known as Plotconveniencum, you find yourself in the website ONet, deciding to explore the website via Plotconveniencum-bomb detonation. You:
Detonate and leave: go to path Detonate
Go to Graphic Designer: go to path Graphic
Go to Film Editor: go to path Editor

Graphic: You notice that there's a lot of words scattered about this page, you narrow it down to three distinct options, maybe four.
Go back to main page: Go to Start
Look at the Knowledge, Skills and Abilities: KSAG
Look at Tools and Tech: TTG
Look at Wages: WG

Editor: Special effects have always interested you, and from your watching of the Nostalgia Critic you know that the editors have a hand in the process, but they also stitch the cuts  together, and you figured you could fancy yourself the movie equivalent of Frankenstein (the monster is called Frankenstein's Monster, Frankenstein is the doctor). So what to look at?
Look at Wages: WE
Look at Tools and Tech: TTE
Look at Knowledge, Skills and Abilities: KSAE
Go to main page: Start
Play Meat Boy and test your

WE: Wassup Wario?
(achievement unlocked: random video game character)
(achievement unlocked: gimmicks from previous blogs)
Well, money is a pretty big factor, you may be a professional chainsaw-bear tamer, but if you aren't making any money you won't even be able to pay the medical bills. $51,300 isn't bad, but what about Hollywood? California? 81,800 is pretty nice, still not the six digits you were hoping for, but oh well, you could always console yourself with some of the other possible benefits of the job. Go to Editor.

TTE: Desktop Computers? Hey, Diablo 3 is currently your main source of income, this doesn't seem like too big of a stretch, and the Music Editing Software sounds nice, autotune, as much as you hate it, does admittedly make the Black-Eyed Peas tolerable, quite the feat if you do say so yourself. Go to Editor.

KSAE: You know the English Language, and stalked an artist once, so you think you have a handle on the whole Fine Arts thing, but listening and thinking? You don't know, this career looks suspiciously like work, something that you have an almost religious objection to. LEG IT! Go to Editor.

WG: Awwwwwwwwww yeah, it's all about the money. Graphic Designers don't make much you see, $44,150 not bad, Maine though, woah, $28,500? That's pretty bad, you leg it straight out of that part of the page, scared by the distinct lack of six numbers. Go to Graphic.

KSAG: Fluency of Ideas, Active Listening, Writing! Those sound like things you tend to avoid, but the Near Vision and Originality somewhat appeals to your artistic side, and the sight of the word Reasoning makes you all excited ever since that Sherlock Homes marathon. Go to Graphic.

TTG: You fry your hands on a keyboard all day anyway, Notebook Computers look right up your alley, and Web Platform Dev Software sounds nice, you've been making websites since you were three. Go to Graphic.

Detonate: Ohhhhhhhh no, I can't get out of this, neither can you. Go to Start.

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