Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Election Day and Government Careers, ugh

As the leader of an evil ninja clan, I mean IF I was the leader of a secret ninja clan, theoretically I'd need a form of government, personally I'd rather just run it as a monarchy but ninja political riots are pretty messy, so democracy it is.
Presumably I'll need some sort of legislature, and since there'll be lobbyists and tax collectors, to get the vote back I'll need to get rid of them and in doing that I must know them (stretching it a bit I know).
Both use computers heavily, so perhaps some cyber-ninja lackeys, both need to be enterprising, so perhaps a sabotage of their businesses.
Maybe even the warping to ninja-hell of various colleges as a college degree is almost necessary, and I just realized that all of the ninjas declared their loyalty to me anyway so bunk a democratic ninja clan, which I'm not the leader of of course.

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